Yep, Yep....

I'm comin'.... don't worry... gonna post here real soon. Just got to let some things settle, but I'll have super-dooper juicy tidbits for all in a couple of days. Meanwhile just hang out and see if you can find your bliss.

A little help here?????

MrFab is having a contest and I'm gonna compete. AND, I'm going to WIN!!! But what I really need is an accomplice. Seems cleavage is the subject matter of said photo contest and I think I may need a photographer. Certainly I could use the timer on my li'l, ol' digi camera that takes crappy photos, or I could use the built-in on the Mac... but I bet there's gonna be some folks who are doin' some extra special stuff to their pics with Photoshop, and I just ain't got them kinda skills.

So please apply here....

Thank You for your Support **snork**

Crispy...

This is Polly... She loves to taste everything that I eat. Here she has crept over the bar to snack on some delightful Lays con Limon. Did I mention I am addicted to sour stuff... salt-n-vinegar crisps, buttermilk (don't make that Ewwwwwwwwwwww-face! If you had ever tasted the real stuff, you would think it mind-numbingly scrumptious as I do.), lime juice on virtually everything. So I am corrupting the birds tastebuds as we age along together. Pepper likes to have her very own spoonful of my very sour plain biotic yogurt in the mornings... picture at later date. Here's more Polly, in the fuzzy one I am trying rather pitifully to get a close up of the crisp-crumbs on her lips.

Better than a Buck with Dick Teeth

Catchy ain't it??? This after my little, weensy mum viewed a pic of a naked mole rat... thought I was gonna laugh off all three acres of my bubbling ass, I tell you! And so then a picture began to form.... yes, I see it coming clear for you now. I think I was just dating him.

Upheaval... Uh, kinda???

Writing juices, at least for me, flow best when oiled with the suffering of love lost. I started this blog 4 years ago when a certain fella did me wrong, and it flourished in the fertile arena of my self-recrimination, introspection, and vapid self-loathing.

Well here we are again. But with any luck I have come a fer piece since then and will weather this breaky-breaky with a touch more self-respect and sense of reality. I sincerely hope that a welter of pugnacious prose, whimsical witticisms, and insipid introspection will undulate onto these pages fom my philosophical phalanges (along with a bit of alliteration for good measure.... ooooooo, I makey me laugh big hardy har....)

In addition I hope there will be some site reconstruction to recreate the watery environs that are so comforting.... graced, of course, with lots an' lots o pictures of me.

Dorkulus Dingleus Maximoos

I discovered this from a year back (my how time flies) and thought it deserved a viewing (some of the content will be outdated but nonetheless so enthralling....):


Right so I went to Austin, had Christmas, took pictures, started a new semester and still haven't posted. Yeesh - what a lame-o, but here I is now.

To backtrack:

In December, after finals, I went to Austin to visit with my friend, Jeff. Yes, he is maniacal and he looks the same as he did 17 years ago when last I saw him. We have been friends since, hmmmmm, ummmmmm, well I had just graduated undergrad and he was finishing a master's. Many eons ago. This is his friendly face...

He doesn't live in Austin, was there for a "conference" (a-hem, you executive types with your retreats and ass-kissing seminars) and so we decided that the true meaning of conference was "play". And we played.

First we went to Coyote Ugly where the girls are whores, the bartenders are whores with an attitude, and the men are just plain gibbering droolers. And there it was decreed that the whiskey and Kamikaze's should flow as a wild, untamed river - directly down our gullets (to use an "Ugly" appropriate anatomical reference. We woved the street of 6th and ended up in many a-drinking establishment.

We were here, and this is Shabnam, the miniscule Hebraic girl. Notice the drink which is only a lowball and how ginormous it is in relation to our little Jewish Princess. Also note the grins caused by just holding said glasses - funny how that happens down ther in that Austintown. And as complement to her minisculality, Shabnam was very proud of what can only be identified as the rare and shaking Gluteus Minimus Extremis. I was obliged to snap away with promises that her lack of beutoccal substance would make it onto the pages of this illustrious publication.



Needless to say, after the hiney shenanigans, many were drawn, as a moth to a magnet, to the dazzling glitter of my shutter and so there ensued many poses by fellow revelers...

Well, I'll Swan...

Seems Blogger and Yahoo! made a few administrative changes and I didn't get the memo. Nevertheless, my blog is now NOT very watery and that will have to be rectified. So given some time, some vehement swearing, and some fun with the new Apple, I may just get everything back or better. Hang in, 'cause I know Y'all can hardly stand a moment away from this scintillating blog-O.

Pursed Birdie Lips

enjoy this little fascist bathtime animation - the tune is infectious

I have this Obsession, See????

You can see clearly now.... that I am going through a phase with this whole "you-tube bird thing." Everyone else's birds seem so much more entertaining than my own, but I feel certain given enough time and beak punctures, I could catch something brilliant emanating from my fids (other than a still shot perched on my shoulder from NewBurt). Stay tuned, but in the meantime watch this feller give a delightful lecture.

All I Want for Christmas

(The Craigslist Version...)

"WANTING RODENT BALLS

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Reply to: XXXXXXX
Date: 2007-12-02, 8:25PM CST


HI,
I am getting two rats for christmas and i need Two Rodent Balls, big enough for full grown male fancy rats. I will be needing two but i can buy from more than one person if you just have one.
~thank you

· Location: EULESS
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 496774344"

I don't even know where to start with this one... so discuss amongst yourselves-elves.

An Evening with NewBurt...

Micromanaged Blogging

And here is the Boyfriend's (previously "Person" and "One") new toy...

First from the New Toy

fun with effects... should I have a nose job???????

New New New...

For ME!!! All Mine and YOU can't have any. This week has seen an unprecedented expenditure of monies...

1st:



and then

2nd:

My 24" 2.4GHZ iMac all wireless, all the time....

Oh yes, I feel as if I am arriving